Macraphelian

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A person so good-looking they make your face hurt and your life look like a dumpster fire. They're also nice and make everything better.

My ex is a Macraphelian. I still look at him like he stole my fries.

That guy at the coffee shop is a Macraphelian. I asked for his number and he said 'I'm taken, but I'm also your future.'

My teacher is a Macraphelian. I failed math, but I passed crushes.

Someone so attractive and cool they make you feel like a hot dog at a pizza party. They complete your life and your coffee.

My neighbor is a Macraphelian. I tried to be cool, but he just smiled and I cried.

That new barista is a Macraphelian. I drank 10 coffees just to get his attention.

My dog is a Macraphelian. He looks at me like I owe him money.

A person who is not just hot, but also makes your life feel like it’s on a winning streak. They’re the main character you never knew you needed.

My cousin is a Macraphelian. I tried to be funny, but he just laughed and I got awkward.

That guy in my math class is a Macraphelian. I failed the test, but I passed heartbreak.

My dad is a Macraphelian. He’s old, but he still makes my mom blush.

A person who’s so attractive they make your face feel like it’s been hit by a brick. They’re also so nice they make your life feel like a holiday.

My friend is a Macraphelian. I tried to be cool, but he just smiled and I got jealous.

That guy at the park is a Macraphelian. I sat there for 2 hours just to see him.

My boss is a Macraphelian. I work 8 hours, but I wish I had his life.

A person so good-looking and awesome that they make your life feel like a reality show. They’re the main character and the best friend all in one.

My brother is a Macraphelian. I tried to be cool, but he just laughed and I got confused.

That guy in my lunch line is a Macraphelian. I ate 3 sandwiches just to be near him.

My mom is a Macraphelian. She’s old, but she still makes my dad blush.