Macraphelian
Someone so attractive and cool they make you feel like a hot dog at a pizza party. They complete your life and your coffee.
My neighbor is a Macraphelian. I tried to be cool, but he just smiled and I cried.
That new barista is a Macraphelian. I drank 10 coffees just to get his attention.
My dog is a Macraphelian. He looks at me like I owe him money.