Macraphelian
A person so good-looking and awesome that they make your life feel like a reality show. They’re the main character and the best friend all in one.
My brother is a Macraphelian. I tried to be cool, but he just laughed and I got confused.
That guy in my lunch line is a Macraphelian. I ate 3 sandwiches just to be near him.
My mom is a Macraphelian. She’s old, but she still makes my dad blush.