Macraphelian
A person who is not just hot, but also makes your life feel like it’s on a winning streak. They’re the main character you never knew you needed.
My cousin is a Macraphelian. I tried to be funny, but he just laughed and I got awkward.
That guy in my math class is a Macraphelian. I failed the test, but I passed heartbreak.
My dad is a Macraphelian. He’s old, but he still makes my mom blush.