Machine of Death

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A death-telling machine that roasts you with your own demise, usually when you least expect it and it’s the worst way to go.

You get the result: 'Died from being too cool for school.' You’re like, 'Wait, that’s me? I’m still in school!'

Your friend gets 'Died from being too annoying.' You laugh, then get 'Died from being too annoying.'

Your mom gets 'Died from eating too much cake.' She’s like, 'That’s my favorite way to die!'

A machine that gives you your death method, usually when you're still alive and it’s the worst possible way to go.

You get 'Died from being too messy.' You’re like, 'That’s not even a real death!'

Your dad gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I’ve been loud my whole life!'

Your teacher gets 'Died from being too strict.' She’s like, 'I’m not even dead yet!'

A death-predicting machine that gives you the worst way to die, usually when you’re still alive and it’s not even fair.

You get 'Died from being too dramatic.' You’re like, 'I’m not even dramatic!'

Your brother gets 'Died from being too lazy.' He’s like, 'I’ve been lazy since birth!'

Your dog gets 'Died from being too cute.' You’re like, 'That’s the best way to go!'

A death-telling machine that makes you feel like the universe is mocking you with your own death method.

You get 'Died from being too obsessed with memes.' You’re like, 'That’s not even a real death!'

Your friend gets 'Died from being too annoying.' You’re like, 'That’s me!'

Your cousin gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I’ve been loud my whole life!'

A death machine that gives you your end, usually when you’re still alive and it’s the worst way to go.

You get 'Died from being too weird.' You’re like, 'That’s not even a real death!'

Your brother gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I’ve been loud my whole life!'

Your mom gets 'Died from being too messy.' She’s like, 'I’ve been messy since I was a kid!'

A machine that tells you how you're going to die, and it's usually the worst way, and it’s totally unfair.

You get 'Died from being too dramatic.' You're like, 'I'm not even dramatic!'

Your dad gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I've been loud my whole life!'

Your dog gets 'Died from being too cute.' You're like, 'That’s the best way to go!'