Machine of Death
A death-telling machine that makes you feel like the universe is mocking you with your own death method.
You get 'Died from being too obsessed with memes.' You’re like, 'That’s not even a real death!'
Your friend gets 'Died from being too annoying.' You’re like, 'That’s me!'
Your cousin gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I’ve been loud my whole life!'