Machine of Death - A machine that gives you your death method, usually when you

A machine that gives you your death method, usually when you're still alive and it’s the worst possible way to go.

You get 'Died from being too messy.' You’re like, 'That’s not even a real death!'

Your dad gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I’ve been loud my whole life!'

Your teacher gets 'Died from being too strict.' She’s like, 'I’m not even dead yet!'