Machine of Death - A death machine that gives you your end, usually when you’re

A death machine that gives you your end, usually when you’re still alive and it’s the worst way to go.

You get 'Died from being too weird.' You’re like, 'That’s not even a real death!'

Your brother gets 'Died from being too loud.' He’s like, 'I’ve been loud my whole life!'

Your mom gets 'Died from being too messy.' She’s like, 'I’ve been messy since I was a kid!'