Ma'am-maw

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A giant lady who eats everything in sight and lives in a house that smells like expired pizza and regret. She has so many kids, cousins, and pets, it's like a circus in her living room. She won't let anyone forget her title: Ma'am-maw.

'Ma'am-maw, you eat more than my entire family!'

'I don’t care if it’s 3 PM, I’m getting my sponge bath now.'

'I’ve been on a power chair since I was 12. My legs are just decorative.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A lady so big, she could probably be a dessert. She lives with her whole family, a bunch of cats, and a television that never turns off. She demands respect and will call you 'honey' whether you like it or not.

'I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m fabulous.'

'I’ve got 12 kids, 4 cats, and a parakeet named Mr. Snuggles.'

'I watch the same soap opera every day. It’s like a religion.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A woman so big, she could probably eat a whole buffet by herself. She lives in a house that looks like a tornado hit it, and she’s got more kids than a reality show. She will make you call her Ma'am-maw, or else.

'I’ve had 3 sponge baths this week and I’m not even sorry.'

'My kids are all going to be Ma'am-maws. It’s in the genes.'

'I don’t need a power chair, I just like to be comfortable.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A lady who eats so much, she could probably be a food group. She lives in a house that smells like old shoes and cheap perfume. She has a bunch of kids, a bunch of pets, and a bunch of bad decisions.

'I don’t care if it’s 2 AM, I’m watching my beauty pageant.'

'I’ve got 7 kids, 3 cats, and a dog who thinks he’s a king.'

'I don’t need a power chair, I just need more almond roca.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A woman so big, she could probably be a mountain. She lives in a house with more people than a football team. She will call you 'sweetheart' and then make you call her Ma'am-maw.

'I’ve had 4 power chairs in my life. This one has a massage.'

'I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m beautiful.'

'I’ve got 10 kids, 6 cats, and 2 parrots who argue about politics.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A woman who eats like there's no tomorrow. She lives with her whole family, a bunch of cats, and a television that never sleeps. She will demand you call her Ma'am-maw, and she won’t take no for an answer.

'I don’t need a power chair, I just need more almond roca.'

'I’ve got 8 kids, 5 cats, and a parakeet who sings opera.'

'I’ve been on a sponge bath for 20 years. I’m not even sorry.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago