Ma'am-maw
A lady so big, she could probably be a dessert. She lives with her whole family, a bunch of cats, and a television that never turns off. She demands respect and will call you 'honey' whether you like it or not.
'I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m fabulous.'
'I’ve got 12 kids, 4 cats, and a parakeet named Mr. Snuggles.'
'I watch the same soap opera every day. It’s like a religion.'