Ma'am-maw
A woman so big, she could probably eat a whole buffet by herself. She lives in a house that looks like a tornado hit it, and she’s got more kids than a reality show. She will make you call her Ma'am-maw, or else.
'I’ve had 3 sponge baths this week and I’m not even sorry.'
'My kids are all going to be Ma'am-maws. It’s in the genes.'
'I don’t need a power chair, I just like to be comfortable.'