Ma'am-maw
A woman who eats like there's no tomorrow. She lives with her whole family, a bunch of cats, and a television that never sleeps. She will demand you call her Ma'am-maw, and she won’t take no for an answer.
'I don’t need a power chair, I just need more almond roca.'
'I’ve got 8 kids, 5 cats, and a parakeet who sings opera.'
'I’ve been on a sponge bath for 20 years. I’m not even sorry.'