Ma'am-maw
A woman so big, she could probably be a mountain. She lives in a house with more people than a football team. She will call you 'sweetheart' and then make you call her Ma'am-maw.
'I’ve had 4 power chairs in my life. This one has a massage.'
'I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m beautiful.'
'I’ve got 10 kids, 6 cats, and 2 parrots who argue about politics.'