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When you're so messy and lazy, your junk smells like a rotten sock filled with gym socks. Guys get this from not shaving or scrubbing. Girls get it too but they usually notice the stank before it becomes a full-blown disaster.
My guy came to my house and I could smell his junk from the hallway.
My sister’s guy smelled like a fart in a sock drawer.
My buddy’s guy was so bad, the dog ran out of the room.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When your junk is so dirty and unshaven, it smells like a dead rat in a gym bag. Guys get this from being too lazy to take care of themselves. Girls usually catch it early and fix it before it gets too bad.
My guy's junk was so bad, I got a headache just walking past him.
My cousin’s guy smelled like a sock drawer that hadn’t been opened in a year.
My buddy’s guy made the whole class run out of the room.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When your junk is so smelly and unshaven, it could make a dog run away. Guys get this from being too lazy to shave or wash. Girls usually notice it before it becomes a full-blown stank attack.
My guy smelled like a dead fish in a gym sock.
My friend’s guy made the teacher walk out of the room.
My cousin’s guy smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a gym bag for a month.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When your junk is so smelly and messy, it could start a fire. Guys get this from not shaving or washing. Girls usually catch it before it becomes a full-blown disaster.
My guy’s junk smelled like a dead rat in a gym sock.
My buddy’s guy made the whole class laugh and run out of the room.
My friend’s guy smelled like a sock drawer that hadn’t been opened in years.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When your junk is so smelly and unshaven, it could make a whole room stink. Guys get it from being too lazy to take care of themselves. Girls usually notice it before it becomes a full-blown disaster.
My guy smelled like a dead fish in a gym sock.
My buddy’s guy made the whole class laugh and run out of the room.
My friend’s guy smelled like a sock drawer that hadn’t been opened in a year.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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