laidless
When your junk is so smelly and unshaven, it could make a whole room stink. Guys get it from being too lazy to take care of themselves. Girls usually notice it before it becomes a full-blown disaster.
My guy smelled like a dead fish in a gym sock.
My buddy’s guy made the whole class laugh and run out of the room.
My friend’s guy smelled like a sock drawer that hadn’t been opened in a year.