laidless
When your junk is so dirty and unshaven, it smells like a dead rat in a gym bag. Guys get this from being too lazy to take care of themselves. Girls usually catch it early and fix it before it gets too bad.
My guy's junk was so bad, I got a headache just walking past him.
My cousin’s guy smelled like a sock drawer that hadn’t been opened in a year.
My buddy’s guy made the whole class run out of the room.