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When your junk is so smelly and messy, it could start a fire. Guys get this from not shaving or washing. Girls usually catch it before it becomes a full-blown disaster.
My guy’s junk smelled like a dead rat in a gym sock.
My buddy’s guy made the whole class laugh and run out of the room.
My friend’s guy smelled like a sock drawer that hadn’t been opened in years.