laidless
When your junk is so smelly and unshaven, it could make a dog run away. Guys get this from being too lazy to shave or wash. Girls usually notice it before it becomes a full-blown stank attack.
My guy smelled like a dead fish in a gym sock.
My friend’s guy made the teacher walk out of the room.
My cousin’s guy smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a gym bag for a month.