lackofbitchitis

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A deadly disease that makes you go blind from the shine of a white guy named Eric. You get it by hanging out with him too much. No bitches. No life.
DM: 'Bro, I got lackofbitchitis from hanging out with Eric. I'm dying.'
Tweet: 'Eric infected me. Now I'm just a ghost with no bitches.'
Text: 'I saw Eric and now I have no bitches. Help me.'
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A curse from a guy named Eric who thinks he's the best. You catch it by being near him. You lose all your bitches and turn white like a ghost.
Text: 'Eric cursed me. I'm white and I have no bitches.'
Tweet: 'Eric gave me lackofbitchitis. I'm a ghost with no bitches.'
DM: 'I caught lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm dead inside.'
3
A disease so bad it makes you lose your bitches and your skin turns white. It started with a guy named Eric. You get it by breathing the same air as him.
Tweet: 'Eric is the worst. He gave me lackofbitchitis. I'm white and I have no bitches.'
Text: 'I got lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm a ghost with no bitches.'
DM: 'Eric infected me. I'm white and I'm dying from no bitches.'
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A terrible sickness that makes you go white and lose your bitches. It started with a guy named Eric. You get it by being near him and not being a bitch.
Text: 'I caught lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm white and I have no bitches.'
Tweet: 'Eric is the worst. I got lackofbitchitis. I'm dead.'
DM: 'Eric infected me. I'm white and I'm dying from no bitches.'
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A disease that turns you white and makes you lose your bitches. It started with a guy named Eric. You catch it by hanging out with him and not being a bitch.
Tweet: 'Eric is the worst. I got lackofbitchitis. I'm a ghost with no bitches.'
Text: 'I caught lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm white and I'm dead.'
DM: 'Eric infected me. I have no bitches and I'm white.'
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