lackofbitchitis
A terrible sickness that makes you go white and lose your bitches. It started with a guy named Eric. You get it by being near him and not being a bitch.
Text: 'I caught lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm white and I have no bitches.'
Tweet: 'Eric is the worst. I got lackofbitchitis. I'm dead.'
DM: 'Eric infected me. I'm white and I'm dying from no bitches.'