lackofbitchitis
A curse from a guy named Eric who thinks he's the best. You catch it by being near him. You lose all your bitches and turn white like a ghost.
Text: 'Eric cursed me. I'm white and I have no bitches.'
Tweet: 'Eric gave me lackofbitchitis. I'm a ghost with no bitches.'
DM: 'I caught lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm dead inside.'