lackofbitchitis - A deadly disease that makes you go blind from the shine of a

A deadly disease that makes you go blind from the shine of a white guy named Eric. You get it by hanging out with him too much. No bitches. No life.

DM: 'Bro, I got lackofbitchitis from hanging out with Eric. I'm dying.'

Tweet: 'Eric infected me. Now I'm just a ghost with no bitches.'

Text: 'I saw Eric and now I have no bitches. Help me.'