lackofbitchitis
A disease that turns you white and makes you lose your bitches. It started with a guy named Eric. You catch it by hanging out with him and not being a bitch.
Tweet: 'Eric is the worst. I got lackofbitchitis. I'm a ghost with no bitches.'
Text: 'I caught lackofbitchitis from Eric. I'm white and I'm dead.'
DM: 'Eric infected me. I have no bitches and I'm white.'