Laced Curtains

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Laced curtains are the flappy, frilly skin on a guy’s pecker that never got cut off.

My cousin’s laced curtains look like a donut shop exploded on his junk.

My uncle’s laced curtains are so big, they could double as a hammock for a whole family.

I told my brother his laced curtains looked like a disco ball made of cheese.

Laced curtains are what Italians and Irish call people who act like they’re rich when they’re not, and they’re usually too dumb to realize it.

My dad called my uncle a laced curtain because he tried to act like he was rich and started wearing suits every day.

My mom said my cousin was a laced curtain because he left his job at the factory to be a lawyer.

My teacher called my friend a laced curtain because he turned into a cop and forgot where he came from.

Laced curtains are the flappy, frilly skin that hangs off a guy’s pecker like a lazy sock.

My neighbor’s laced curtains look like they were dipped in glue and left in the sun.

My brother’s laced curtains look like a spiderweb got stuck on his junk.

My friend’s laced curtains look like they were made out of hair and spaghetti.

Laced curtains are the loose skin on a guy’s pecker that never got trimmed or trimmed right.

My cousin’s laced curtains look like a pizza crust that’s been left out in the rain.

My brother’s laced curtains look like a mop that’s been left on a floor.

My friend’s laced curtains look like a bagel that got stuck on his junk.

Laced curtains are what feminists use to shut up guys who don’t agree with them, like a giant middle finger.

My friend’s teacher said he was a laced curtain because he talked back in class.

My mom said my dad was a laced curtain because he said women should be allowed to vote.

My brother’s teacher called him a laced curtain because he didn’t agree with the class rules.

Laced curtains are what you get when you put cheese on a woman’s junk and then stick your face in it.

My friend said my cousin was a laced curtain because he ate out her junk like it was a pizza.

My brother said my uncle was a laced curtain because he stuck his face in my mom’s junk and ate it like a sandwich.

My teacher said I was a laced curtain because I stuck my face in my friend’s junk and ate it like it was a donut.

Laced curtains are the Irish guys who think they’re rich because they got a little money and forgot where they came from.

My cousin’s a laced curtain because he dropped out of the factory to be a cop and forgot he was Irish.

My brother’s a laced curtain because he left his job at the factory to be a lawyer.

My uncle’s a laced curtain because he got rich and started dressing like a rich guy.