Laced Curtains - Laced curtains are what you get when you put cheese on a wom

Laced curtains are what you get when you put cheese on a woman’s junk and then stick your face in it.

My friend said my cousin was a laced curtain because he ate out her junk like it was a pizza.

My brother said my uncle was a laced curtain because he stuck his face in my mom’s junk and ate it like a sandwich.

My teacher said I was a laced curtain because I stuck my face in my friend’s junk and ate it like it was a donut.