Laced Curtains
Laced curtains are what Italians and Irish call people who act like they’re rich when they’re not, and they’re usually too dumb to realize it.
My dad called my uncle a laced curtain because he tried to act like he was rich and started wearing suits every day.
My mom said my cousin was a laced curtain because he left his job at the factory to be a lawyer.
My teacher called my friend a laced curtain because he turned into a cop and forgot where he came from.