Laced Curtains
Laced curtains are the flappy, frilly skin that hangs off a guy’s pecker like a lazy sock.
My neighbor’s laced curtains look like they were dipped in glue and left in the sun.
My brother’s laced curtains look like a spiderweb got stuck on his junk.
My friend’s laced curtains look like they were made out of hair and spaghetti.