Laced Curtains
Laced curtains are the Irish guys who think they’re rich because they got a little money and forgot where they came from.
My cousin’s a laced curtain because he dropped out of the factory to be a cop and forgot he was Irish.
My brother’s a laced curtain because he left his job at the factory to be a lawyer.
My uncle’s a laced curtain because he got rich and started dressing like a rich guy.