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#kid interrogation #escape blocked #lunch interruption

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When you're trying to escape to go do your business or take a break and some kid blocks your path like a damn ninja and starts interrogating you like you're the prime minister.

I was about to leave for lunch when a kid blocked my way and asked, 'Why are you wearing pants?'

I was trying to sneak out to smoke when some urchin stopped me and asked, 'Why are you always so grumpy?'

I was about to go drop a deuce when a kid popped out and said, 'You're the one who messed up my homework, aren't you?'

by Slangipedia 23h ago

When you're halfway out the door and some little shaver decides to ambush you with a bunch of dumb questions like you're the last hope of the human race.

I was halfway to the breakroom when some kid asked, 'Why do you always say 'bless you'?'

I was about to go home when a kid asked, 'Why are you wearing socks with sandals?'

I was trying to leave for a smoke break when some urchin asked, 'Why do you drink so much coffee?'

by Slangipedia 23h ago

When you're just trying to leave and some tiny menace pops up and starts questioning you like you're the one who stole their lunch money.

I was about to go to lunch when some kid asked, 'Why are you always so tired?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why do you always wear the same shirt?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so loud?'

by Slangipedia 23h ago

When you're just trying to leave and some kid decides to be your personal interrogator for no damn reason.

I was about to leave for lunch when some kid asked, 'Why are you so ugly?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why do you always say 'hello'?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so fat?'

by Slangipedia 23h ago

When you're just trying to leave and some kid comes out of nowhere and starts questioning you like you're the main character of a bad movie.

I was about to go to lunch when some kid asked, 'Why do you always eat so much?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why are you always so loud?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so weird?'

by Slangipedia 23h ago

When you're just trying to leave and some kid decides to be your personal annoyance for the rest of your day.

I was about to leave for lunch when some kid asked, 'Why are you so grumpy?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why do you always say 'hello'?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so smelly?'

by Slangipedia 23h ago