kaijacked
When you're halfway out the door and some little shaver decides to ambush you with a bunch of dumb questions like you're the last hope of the human race.
I was halfway to the breakroom when some kid asked, 'Why do you always say 'bless you'?'
I was about to go home when a kid asked, 'Why are you wearing socks with sandals?'
I was trying to leave for a smoke break when some urchin asked, 'Why do you drink so much coffee?'