kaijacked - When you're just trying to leave and some kid comes out of n

When you're just trying to leave and some kid comes out of nowhere and starts questioning you like you're the main character of a bad movie.

I was about to go to lunch when some kid asked, 'Why do you always eat so much?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why are you always so loud?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so weird?'