kaijacked - When you're just trying to leave and some tiny menace pops u

When you're just trying to leave and some tiny menace pops up and starts questioning you like you're the one who stole their lunch money.

I was about to go to lunch when some kid asked, 'Why are you always so tired?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why do you always wear the same shirt?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so loud?'