kaijacked - When you're just trying to leave and some kid decides to be

When you're just trying to leave and some kid decides to be your personal interrogator for no damn reason.

I was about to leave for lunch when some kid asked, 'Why are you so ugly?'

I was trying to go home when a kid asked, 'Why do you always say 'hello'?'

I was about to drop a deuce when some urchin asked, 'Why are you so fat?'