Jackie D'oh

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A dumbass who wears giant sunglasses and thinks she's the queen of London. She'll drive her huge car straight at you because she's too lazy to look where she's going and too obsessed with shopping or her fake tan.
She almost ran me over on Oxford Street because she was too busy texting her hairdresser about her new blazer.
Her car screeched to a stop in front of me, and she just gave me the finger like I was a total waste of space.
I saw her driving through a red light, yelling at a pigeon that was blocking her view.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stupid rich woman who thinks everyone else is beneath her. She drives a massive car like it's a spaceship and doesn't know how to use the brakes. She'll honk at you like you owe her money.
She honked at me for ten minutes because I was walking too slow for her taste.
She drove into a parking meter and still didn't know what was wrong with her car.
She gave me the most annoying eye-roll when I had to wait for her to park.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A posh or Middle Eastern woman who thinks the world should stop for her. She drives like a maniac, wears sunglasses even at night, and has zero idea how to use a steering wheel properly. She'll yell at you like you're the worst person in the world.
She nearly crashed into a bus because she was too busy texting about her new handbag.
She drove through three traffic lights and still didn't know why she was late.
She scowled at me like I had personally insulted her entire family.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A lazy rich woman who wears sunglasses like they’re a fashion statement and thinks she’s the best driver in the world. She’ll drive through people just to get to her next shopping spree.
She drove through my dad’s car just to get to the mall faster.
She honked at me for five minutes because I was blocking her way to Starbucks.
She almost hit a kid because she was too busy checking her reflection in the mirror.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A rich woman who thinks she’s the most important person in the world. She wears giant sunglasses like they’re a badge of honor and drives like she’s in a race against time. She’ll yell at you for no good reason.
She nearly hit a bus because she was too busy talking on her phone.
She honked at me like I had personally insulted her whole family.
She scowled at me for ten minutes because I was walking too slow for her.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A rich woman who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She drives like a lunatic, wears sunglasses like it’s the end of the world, and doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘sorry.’ She’ll yell at you just because you exist.
She almost hit a cyclist because she was too busy looking at her phone.
She gave me the worst eye-roll because I had to wait for her to park.
She honked at me like I had stolen her entire life.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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