Jackie D'oh
A rich woman who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She drives like a lunatic, wears sunglasses like it’s the end of the world, and doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘sorry.’ She’ll yell at you just because you exist.
She almost hit a cyclist because she was too busy looking at her phone.
She gave me the worst eye-roll because I had to wait for her to park.
She honked at me like I had stolen her entire life.