Jackie D'oh
A lazy rich woman who wears sunglasses like they’re a fashion statement and thinks she’s the best driver in the world. She’ll drive through people just to get to her next shopping spree.
She drove through my dad’s car just to get to the mall faster.
She honked at me for five minutes because I was blocking her way to Starbucks.
She almost hit a kid because she was too busy checking her reflection in the mirror.