Jackie D'oh
A rich woman who thinks she’s the most important person in the world. She wears giant sunglasses like they’re a badge of honor and drives like she’s in a race against time. She’ll yell at you for no good reason.
She nearly hit a bus because she was too busy talking on her phone.
She honked at me like I had personally insulted her whole family.
She scowled at me for ten minutes because I was walking too slow for her.