Jackie D'oh
A posh or Middle Eastern woman who thinks the world should stop for her. She drives like a maniac, wears sunglasses even at night, and has zero idea how to use a steering wheel properly. She'll yell at you like you're the worst person in the world.
She nearly crashed into a bus because she was too busy texting about her new handbag.
She drove through three traffic lights and still didn't know why she was late.
She scowled at me like I had personally insulted her entire family.