Jacinta'd

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Jacinta'd is when someone makes another person so dumbfounded they can’t even speak because the reply is either way too long or way too short and full of fancy words that make no sense.

'I just had breakfast.' 'That’s the most profound thing I’ve ever heard.'

'Why are you crying?' 'Because the sky is blue and I’m tired and this is the worst day of my life.'

'Do you want pizza?' 'I’m not sure. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacinta'd is when a person gets so lost in words they can’t even form a sentence back because the reply is either way too long or way too short and sounds like it was written by a genius.

'What’s up?' 'I’ve been thinking about the meaning of life and how it relates to the color green.'

'How was your day?' 'It was okay. Maybe. I don’t know. I’m not sure.'

'Can I borrow your pen?' 'Yes. No. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacinta'd happens when someone messes with your brain so hard you can’t even talk back because they either talk way too much or way too little and use words that sound like they were stolen from a dictionary.

'Hey, how’s it going?' 'I was thinking about the sky, the clouds, the moon, and how I might be going to the store later.'

'Did you like the movie?' 'I didn’t hate it. I’m not sure I liked it either.'

'What’s your favorite color?' 'I like blue. Maybe green. Possibly purple. I think so, but I’m not certain.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacinta'd is when someone messes with your brain so bad you can’t even speak because the reply is either way too long or way too short and full of words that sound like they came from a very smart person.

'What did you do today?' 'I thought about the meaning of life, the color of the sky, and how I might have been sleeping for 12 hours.'

'Are you hungry?' 'I might be. Maybe not. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'

'What’s your name?' 'It’s Jacinta. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacinta'd is when someone makes your brain shut down because they either talk way too much or way too little and use words that sound like they were stolen from a genius.

'Hey, how’s it going?' 'I’ve been thinking about the sky, the clouds, the moon, and how I might have been sleeping for 12 hours.'

'Did you like the food?' 'I didn’t hate it. I’m not sure I liked it either.'

'Can I have a cookie?' 'Yes. No. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago