Jacinta'd
Jacinta'd is when someone messes with your brain so bad you can’t even speak because the reply is either way too long or way too short and full of words that sound like they came from a very smart person.
'What did you do today?' 'I thought about the meaning of life, the color of the sky, and how I might have been sleeping for 12 hours.'
'Are you hungry?' 'I might be. Maybe not. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'
'What’s your name?' 'It’s Jacinta. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'