Jacinta'd
Jacinta'd is when a person gets so lost in words they can’t even form a sentence back because the reply is either way too long or way too short and sounds like it was written by a genius.
'What’s up?' 'I’ve been thinking about the meaning of life and how it relates to the color green.'
'How was your day?' 'It was okay. Maybe. I don’t know. I’m not sure.'
'Can I borrow your pen?' 'Yes. No. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'