Jacinta'd
Jacinta'd is when someone makes another person so dumbfounded they can’t even speak because the reply is either way too long or way too short and full of fancy words that make no sense.
'I just had breakfast.' 'That’s the most profound thing I’ve ever heard.'
'Why are you crying?' 'Because the sky is blue and I’m tired and this is the worst day of my life.'
'Do you want pizza?' 'I’m not sure. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'