Jacinta'd
Jacinta'd is when someone makes your brain shut down because they either talk way too much or way too little and use words that sound like they were stolen from a genius.
'Hey, how’s it going?' 'I’ve been thinking about the sky, the clouds, the moon, and how I might have been sleeping for 12 hours.'
'Did you like the food?' 'I didn’t hate it. I’m not sure I liked it either.'
'Can I have a cookie?' 'Yes. No. Maybe. Possibly. I think so, but I’m not certain.'