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When a person thinks they're a table, which is basically everyone at some point, especially when they're too lazy to move.

My cousin tried to sit on the wall like it was a chair. I told him, 'You're not a table, you're a disaster.'

My brother says he's a table. I say he's a broken table. And that's a compliment.

My friend tried to be a table during lunch. He didn't even eat. He just sat there like a piece of furniture.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Something you yell when you're furious but your parents, teacher, or relatives are watching, and it’s also one of the best lines ever from Metallica’s James Hetfield.

My mom walked in while I was screaming, 'I AM THE TABLE!' She just said, 'You’re not a table, you’re a mess.'

My teacher told me to stop screaming 'I AM THE TABLE!' in class. I told her I was being dramatic.

My uncle yelled 'I AM THE TABLE!' at my cousin for eating all the cookies.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I am the table! I am the table! I am the table!, It's like a chant, but way more annoying and way less magical.

I started chanting 'I am the table!' in the car. My brother started laughing and now I'm the only one who's mad.

My friend kept repeating 'I am the table!' during a test. The teacher gave him a D for being too loud.

I told my dog, 'I am the table!' and he just stared at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The act of getting things done by providing enough, like you're giving the world a table, but it's just a chair.

I said I was going to finish my homework. I just provided enough effort to get it done. It was like I was the table, but I was really just a chair.

My brother said he was going to clean his room. He just provided enough energy to make it look okay. It was like he was the table, but he was really just a chair.

My mom said she was going to cook dinner. She provided enough food to survive. It was like she was the table, but she was really just a chair.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A person that thinks they're a table, like you right now, when you typed 'I table' and thought it made you sound cool.

My friend said he was a table. I said, 'You're not a table. You're a weird table.'

I told my brother he was a table. He said, 'You're not a table. You're a weird table.'

I asked my mom if she was a table. She said, 'You're not a table. You're a weird table.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Being 'the table' means no one can beat you, not even the 'head of the table', because you're just that good, and you're the table.

My friend said he was the table. I said, 'You're not the table. You're the broken table.'

My brother said he was the table. I said, 'You're not the table. You're the table that can't stand up.'

My mom said she was the table. I said, 'You're not the table. You're the table that needs a chair.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

..... I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe....., It's like a song, but way more confusing and way less fun.

I told my brother I was jumping over a coffee table. He said, 'You're not jumping over a coffee table. You're just standing there like a weird table.'

I tried to sing 'I believe, I was jumping over a coffee table, I believe.' My brother said I was the weird table.

I told my mom I was jumping over a coffee table. She said, 'You're not jumping over a coffee table. You're just being weird.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago