I table
When a person thinks they're a table, which is basically everyone at some point, especially when they're too lazy to move.
My cousin tried to sit on the wall like it was a chair. I told him, 'You're not a table, you're a disaster.'
My brother says he's a table. I say he's a broken table. And that's a compliment.
My friend tried to be a table during lunch. He didn't even eat. He just sat there like a piece of furniture.