I told my brother I was jumping over a coffee table. He said, 'You're not jumping over a coffee table. You're just standing there like a weird table.'

I tried to sing 'I believe, I was jumping over a coffee table, I believe.' My brother said I was the weird table.

I told my mom I was jumping over a coffee table. She said, 'You're not jumping over a coffee table. You're just being weird.'