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A person that thinks they're a table, like you right now, when you typed 'I table' and thought it made you sound cool.

My friend said he was a table. I said, 'You're not a table. You're a weird table.'

I told my brother he was a table. He said, 'You're not a table. You're a weird table.'

I asked my mom if she was a table. She said, 'You're not a table. You're a weird table.'