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Something you yell when you're furious but your parents, teacher, or relatives are watching, and it’s also one of the best lines ever from Metallica’s James Hetfield.
My mom walked in while I was screaming, 'I AM THE TABLE!' She just said, 'You’re not a table, you’re a mess.'
My teacher told me to stop screaming 'I AM THE TABLE!' in class. I told her I was being dramatic.
My uncle yelled 'I AM THE TABLE!' at my cousin for eating all the cookies.