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When you lie about sneezing to say something mean or stupid to someone, and you make a fake sneeze so loud it sounds like a bull went through your nose, but you still say it so obvious it’s like you’re mocking them.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your hair looks like a dead raccoon.
I done sneeze, and I’m saying your math test was worse than my ex’s singing.
I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to beat you up next period.