I Done Sneeze - You lie about sneezing so you can say something stupid or me

You lie about sneezing so you can say something stupid or mean, and you do it so bad it feels like you’re trying to make the teacher cry.

I done sneeze, and I’m telling you your drawing looks like a confused blob.

I done sneeze, and I’m saying your math skills are worse than my grandma’s cooking.

I done sneeze, and I’m telling you I’m going to beat you up in the hallway.